melissa muses (or maia, you choose) (melissamuse) wrote,
melissa muses (or maia, you choose)
melissamuse
  • Mood: worried
i'm the queen of safe sex. those of you that know me well, know i spend nearly every other weekend passing out condoms in the quarter. i talk about safe sex. i write about safe sex. i practice safe sex.
if you've been reading a while, you also know i've been celibate for a long time.
well, i finally break that celibacy and the fucking condom breaks......
what luck.
shit.
Tags: rants, sex...
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