1. if you have 12 inches i am running as far away from you as possible.
2. what the hell is this "all limits respected"? maybe for some girls. but i want mine pushed.
3. it is the same with SSC..... i know i am not average, but i don't want consensual. safe is boring and nothing i like to do is sane.
3. if you can't spell and you want to meet people online, how are you going to hold an intelligent conversation?
4. putting Sir or Master as your name is just wrong..... having parts as a screen name is ok for identifying your kink, but to expect complete strangers to address you with a term of respect you have yet to earn....just wrong, i tell you.
5. submission as a gift is so .... blah