May 10th, 2007

kiss my ass

čech it out......

so, i have my čech final exam tomorrow. as i take a dinner break, i am drowning in case and conjugation.
did you know čechs have different verbs for "to go" depending upon whether you choose to go by foot, bicycle, pogo stick, or airplane? i bet you didn't, but it is true. i jdu with my feet and jedu with wheels. if i did it yesterday, i šel or jel. i won't even share future is a nightmare, i tell you.
as if that isn't enough, the verb also depends on whether i am determined or undetermined (yeah, we know the general answer to that). so, to demonstrate the crankiness of these verbs, if my movement is undetermined - as it usually is - i then chodit or jezdit. fun stuff, eh? these verbs of motion also apply to things like carrying.... so i have to use different words if i am carrying my lunch as i go by foot, or if i am carrying my lunch as i go by tram or bus....or, if exhausted from verbal gymnastics, i crawl with the lunch bag in my teeth. now, add to that the matter of whether i am coming or going, running or flying, leading or following, then coming or going away or from or out of a place.... then the verb changes once again. you end up with about 12 different words for the same verb and way more information about how i arrive than really needs to be known. ;) the verbs often get so twisted that you really have to just memorize them.
and just because i am feeling a bit like sharing my masochistic linguistic life, i am also going to tell you that there is a different word for body hair, depending on exactly where on your body it grows. no, i'm not talking mustaches and pubics, either. ;)
damn if i can just get through these exams so i can open the vino.....
laughing puppy

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based on a conversation tonight, spurred on from mysticknyght's last rather informative post, i just want to add my little ten cents (inflation, ya know) about blow jobs.
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