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May. 10th, 2007

based on a conversation tonight, spurred on from mysticknyght's last rather informative post, i just want to add my little ten cents (inflation, ya know) about blow jobs.
men who don't eat meat, or at least very little, taste much better than men who do.

this public service announcement cheerfully brought to you by the vegan who likes her protein. :)

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peterbilt_47
May. 10th, 2007 09:07 pm (UTC)
So I've heard.

I'm moving to a mostly vegetarian diet (I do not plan ever to do so completely, as I enjoy the occasional good, bloody steak too much. I just plan to keep that sort of thing to a bare, bare minimum.), mainly for health and ecological reasons. But you do, of course, have another important consideration.

I wonder what the half-life of your taste is? Like, how long will it be after you stop eating meat that women are willing to pay money for your...protein?
melissamuse
May. 10th, 2007 09:09 pm (UTC)
...spits tea all over keyboard laughing so hard.....
i can't even come up with a witty answer......
mysticknyght
May. 10th, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC)
I've been told that men who regularly drink wine taste better, and another recommendation was to eat pineapple yogurt regularly. :-P
melissamuse
May. 10th, 2007 09:28 pm (UTC)
ok the yogurt part grosses me out. but i will take the wine and pineapple. yum :)
and with that here is 10 simple tips for better tasting semen
lol :)
and here you go peterbilt: What you put into your body takes between 12 and 24 hours to secrete out and you should simply keep this in mind before eating and deciding whether you want a better sperm taste on that particular day or not!
mysticknyght
May. 10th, 2007 09:43 pm (UTC)
great good goddess, someone has actually written about this... :-)
peterbilt_47
May. 10th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC)
Oh, my god.

Not knowing how to punctuate or choose the proper homonym among their, they're, and there is a libido slayer.
peterbilt_47
May. 10th, 2007 09:55 pm (UTC)
Icon adoration. Would you mind if I appropriated it for my own devious purposes?
mysticknyght
May. 10th, 2007 09:59 pm (UTC)
be my guest! :-)
emptyconclusion
May. 10th, 2007 09:57 pm (UTC)
hahaha Not that I haven't heard all sorts of remedies and things you are/aren't supposed to eat to help semen flavor. I just find this really amusing..but I think it might be the medicine.

melissamuse
May. 10th, 2007 09:59 pm (UTC)
no, it is amusing. really ;)
pecunium
May. 11th, 2007 06:26 am (UTC)
I have found the same to be, generally true of women.

TK
melissamuse
May. 11th, 2007 07:18 am (UTC)
health and sex go hand in hand :)
melissamuse
May. 11th, 2007 06:35 pm (UTC)
so now i am on a sexual sociological mission..... of those surveyed today. 5 for 5 say vegetarians taste better. only one has been with a vegan and he said she was quite sweet....but he may be biased ;)
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