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TO: The American People
FROM: George W. Bush
SUBJECT: Resume for job, “President of the United States”

EDUCATION:

Yale University, C- average
Cheerleader


MILITARY:

Joined the Texas Air National Guard and avoided combat in Vietnam.
Refused to take a drug test or answer questions about drug use.
After transfer, failed to report for duty to Alabama Air National Guard.


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

Ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
Bought an oil company but couldn’t find oil in Texas. Successfully sold stock shortly before the company went bankrupt.


GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

Changed state anti-pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the nation. Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

Cut taxes and threw state of Texas billions of dollars into debt.

Set the record for the most executions by any governor in U.S. history.


PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES:

Became the first president in history to enter office with a criminal record (see below).

Invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of more than $1 billion per week.

Spent entire U.S. budget surplus and bankrupted U.S. treasury.

Shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

Set record for more private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

Set record for most home foreclosures in a 12-month period.

Presided over the biggest U.S. stock market drop in history.

More than 2 million Americans have lost their job during my Presidency.

Set the record for most fundraising trips as President.

Received the most corporate campaign donations in U.S. and world history.

Protected friends at Enron and Halliburton Oil against investigation or prosecution.

Presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history.

Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

Appointed more convicted criminals to the administration than any president in history.

Created the Department of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of U.S. government.

Broke more international treaties than any President in history.

Withdrew from the International Court of Law.

First President in history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

Held fewest number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

Set all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.

After taking off entire month of August, presided over the worst national security failure in U.S. history (September 11, 2001).

First president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

Support development of nuclear “bunker buster,” a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Cut health care benefits for war veterans and supported a cut in duty benefits for active duty soldiers and their families – during wartime.


CRIMINAL RECORD AND INVESTIGATIONS:

Arrested and pled guilty in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. Paid fine and had driver’s license suspended. Texas driving record has been “lost” and is not available.

All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are in father’s library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and bankrupt companies are sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, conducted regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public view.

Please consider my experience and accomplishments when voting in 2004.

George W. Bush

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ph4red
Jun. 27th, 2004 01:26 pm (UTC)
You left out that he was part owner of the Texas Rangers' baseball franchise until becoming the Gov.
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